COUNTRY/COMEDY! Light-hearted song about asking a girl to marry you and being rejected! Many American country songs contain American place names in them (eg. West Virginia) so I thought I'd do that with my home town at the time of writing, Guildford. All lyrical content completely fictional I promise!!!
lyrics
I’ll be riding back to Guildford, I’ll be riding my way back home,
Riding back back to Guildford all night long,
Through the traffic of the M25, I could not feel more alive,
Riding home to see my girl,
Now she’s a red hot woman,
She’s a red hot woman
And in the green, green grass of Guildford we will walk ‘til the sun dawns,
The Surrey hills still standing oh so strong,
See I’ve travelled this whole damn country to ask this girl to marry me,
And nothing’s gonna stop me, no nothing’s gonna stop me from removing her thong,
She’s a red hot woman,
She’s a red hot woman yeah
Now Guildford cathedral seemed a nice romantic place to ask her if she wanted to be my wife,
She said ‘not a chance I have no doubts, I’d rather claw my eyeballs out’, and I had never been so shocked in all my life,
Now she’s a cold and bitter woman,
She’s a cold and bitter woman,
She’s a cold and bitter woman,
She’s cold and bitter,
I’ve seen fitter,
There’s plenty on tinder,
She’s a cold and bitter woman
credits
from Addicted To The Music,
released October 9, 2020
Jamie Felton: writing, arrangement, recording, co-production, all instruments except the banjo and fiddles.
Mike Bannard: co-production, mixing, mastering.
Banjo: Joel Urner
Fiddles: Jesse Grandmont
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-Distinctions in grade 8 guitar and music theory
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